How to Survive in Wonderland

Remain calm while falling.
You're not going to get hurt. So save your energy.

Don't eat or drink anything.

Alice learned that the hard way...

Never try to reason with anyone.
"Nonsense! I am as dry as a bone already. "

Try to avoid Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum as much as possible.
They'll never let you leave and cry when you do.

Don't attend any parties uninvited.
Chances are they'll end up being mad... and not 'angry' mad.

Don't talk to flowers.
They'll do anything to please you and then leave you upset.

Keep your temper.
You'll make everyone angry. Which you don't want.

Don't wander around the forest alone.
You will get lost.

Always do what the Queen of Hearts says.
"Your way? All ways here are my ways!"

and above all...

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