Hercules: Zero to Hero

Bless my soul! Herc' was on a roll!
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll.
What a pro - Herc' could stop a show.
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO!
He was a no one - A zero, zero.
Now he's a hot shot - He's a hero!
Here was a kid with his act down pat.
From zero to hero - In no time flat.
Zero to hero - Just like that!

When he smiled the girls went wild 
With oohhhs and aahhhs.
And they slapped his face on every vase.
On every "vahz"!
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc' had cash to burn.
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn! 

Say amen - There he goes again!
Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10!
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs!
Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were going bonkers!
He showed them moxie, brains and spunk!
From zero to hero - A major hunk!
Zero to hero - And who'da thunk? 

Who put the 'glad' in gladiator?
Who's daring feats are great the-a-ter?
Is he bold? No one braver!
Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor!
Hercules, Hercules!
My man!

Bless my soul, Herc was on a role - Undefeated!
Riding high, and the nicest guy - Not conceited!
He was a nothing - A zero, zero.
Now he's a hot shot - He's a hero!
He hit the heights at breakneck speed!
From zero to hero... Herc' is a hero!
Now he's a hero! Yes indeed!

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