Why I DON'T "Ship" Elsa and Jack

A lot of people have a thing about shipping Elsa (from Frozen) and Jack (from Rise of the Guardians)...

Seriously, just google "Elsa and Jack" *eye roll*

This is because they both have "ice powers" and are "alone in the world"...

Yeah... no.

FIRST-

Elsa is DISNEY.



Second-

Jack IS NOT!



YOU DO NOT "SHIP" A DISNEY CHARACTER WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT DISNEY!

Third-

Elsa is a person people can SEE.



Fourth-

No one can see Jack Frost.



ELSA HAS SO MUCH MORE POTENTIAL! (PEOPLE WILL THINK ELSA IS CRAZY)

FIFTH-

Elsa is a queen.



SIXTH-

Jack is a LITTLE BOY.



ELSA IS A FREAKIN' QUEEN!! 'NUF SAID!

SEVENTH-

Elsa has two castles...



EIGHTH-

Jack has a stick and no shoes.



ELSA HAS TWO CASTLES! AND JACK ONLY HAS A STICK! COME ON!

So hopefully you see my side of this "shipment" and why I DO NOT APPROVE.

(not meant to be directed towards anyone or to offend anyone)

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The Lion King Outtakes

If you have never seen The Lion King bloopers... WATCH THEM RIGHT NOW.

Tangled Trivia

Trivia Time! (highlight below question for answer)



1. What can the golden, magic flower do?

Keep one young forever, by singing a song.                                

2. Which major character(s) never talk throughout the movie?

Rapunzel's mother and father ... and Maximus.                          

3. What are Rapunzel and Flynn Rider's secrets?

Rapunzel has magic hair that glows when she sings. Flynn Rider's real name is Eugene Fitzherbert.

4. What does Rapunzel do when she first meets Flynn Rider?

Rapunzel knocks him out with a frying pan, and then puts him in her closet.                

5. Who chases Flynn Rider throughout the movie?

Maximus (and the palace guards and Stabbington brothers)                          

6. How many things does Rapunzel do in "When Will My Life Begin?"?

Rapunzel does roughly 31 things in her tower.                                                

7. What was Flynn Rider's name originally going to be?

He was originally British, and his name was Bastian.                                

8. Who does Mother Gothel make a deal with?

The Stabbington Brothers                                                                                

9. How many songs in Tangled have lyrics?

Eight, including "Something That I Want" during the ending credits.                                                

10. Who narrates Tangled?

Flynn Rider                                                                                                
Thanks for playing!
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Why, Disney Channel...Why?

I am a fan of Disney, which in fact DOESN'T mean that I'm a fan of Disney CHANNEL.  There is a big difference between the mindless babble shown on TV nowadays like Dog With a Blog, and Shake it Up.  The effort put into ACTUAL DISNEY MOVIES is amazing.  Pixar has recreated animation as we know it and most animated Disney movies were made by people who actually knew what they were doing.

Disney Channel on the other hand...


Yeah.

There seems to be a reoccurring trend in child stars that get involved with Disney Channel, where they all fly off their rockers and ruin their lives which is curious.  Honestly, if I had to be that involved with Disney Channel, I'd probably do the same thing.

REASONS DISNEY CHANNEL IS INFERIOR TO ACTUAL DISNEY MOVIES

#1:  The plots.

What if I told you my favorite TV show was about a millionaire mutated mammal which had an anatomically impossible ability, not to mention the power to influence people on the internet.  Oh, and what does that said mutated mammal do?  Instead of doing something productive, or fighting for animal rights or something, they consistently waste their time, getting their family in trouble while teaching them all cheesy moral lessons, all while running a fabricated identity on a popular site on the internet?

Yeah.  That's Disney Channel's beloved "Dog With a Blog," a joke of a TV show.


Hercules: Zero to Hero


Bless my soul! Herc' was on a roll!
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll.
What a pro - Herc' could stop a show.
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO!
He was a no one - A zero, zero.
Now he's a hot shot - He's a hero!
Here was a kid with his act down pat.
From zero to hero - In no time flat.
Zero to hero - Just like that!

When he smiled the girls went wild 
With oohhhs and aahhhs.
And they slapped his face on every vase.
On every "vahz"!
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc' had cash to burn.
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn! 

Say amen - There he goes again!
Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10!
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs!
Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were going bonkers!
He showed them moxie, brains and spunk!
From zero to hero - A major hunk!
Zero to hero - And who'da thunk? 

Who put the 'glad' in gladiator?
Hercules!
Who's daring feats are great the-a-ter?
Hercules!
Is he bold? No one braver!
Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor!
Hercules, Hercules!
My man!

Bless my soul, Herc was on a role - Undefeated!
Riding high, and the nicest guy - Not conceited!
He was a nothing - A zero, zero.
Now he's a hot shot - He's a hero!
He hit the heights at breakneck speed!
From zero to hero... Herc' is a hero!
Now he's a hero! Yes indeed!


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